Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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