I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Success! We fucked roommates!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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