how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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