Girls should come with a carfax report
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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