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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls

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• (817): View more from Texas

  don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself

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• (916): View more from California

  If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.

  (320): View more from Minnesota

  Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.

  (916): View more from California

  It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.

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• (559): View more from California

  Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.

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  Did you sleep with him again?

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch

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