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(503): View more from Oregon

I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!

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(831): View more from California

just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf

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(678): View more from Georgia

If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.

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(260): View more from Indiana

I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.

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(619): View more from California

I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be

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(785): View more from Kansas

Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.

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