I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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