Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
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i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
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We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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