I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
we should paint friendship bongs
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