Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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