Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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