Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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