I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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