I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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