but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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