there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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