Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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