He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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