so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Less talking, more tequila
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Enjoy the penises
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
Randomize
