I wanna bring you to show and tell
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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