He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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