This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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