It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
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if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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