You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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