Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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