This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My cat gives me a boner
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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