yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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