You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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