i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
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No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I touched a dick in church today
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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