Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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