your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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