Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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