some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
the night ended with taco bell and tears
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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