pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
My hand turned me down
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Boobs speak an international language.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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