What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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