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  After last night I still want u

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  But please keep that on the DL

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.

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  "I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?

  (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Welcome to adulthood.

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• (212): View more from New York

  your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.

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