so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.