After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.