Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?