I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it