ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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