Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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