I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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