wake up i wanna do it froggy style
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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