And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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