who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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