Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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