he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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