Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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