Me. At least after what I've been through.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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