he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Someone came in the potted fern
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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