question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Randomize
