apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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