sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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