Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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