I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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