when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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