Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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